thecheeseguy

A Complete History of James Prothero's Life, From Birth to Now Part One It all started when I was born, duh. Strangely I can't remember anything from before that day, but anyhow that's when it started. I was 0 at the time and the only thing I remember getting a whack in the head from my dad just as I pooped out, he was hoping for a baby wazamadoodiewajig which was a type of echidna crossed with a gherkin and a chameleon, sadly these have become extinct we think. The reason we think this is because one hasn't been spotted for over 983.2 thousand years, some scientists think this is because of the chameleon genes shining through but my theory